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Hello, my name is Bunny I thought I saw a blade of grass that looked oh so slick and tasty. Not sure if I dreamt it or if I did indeed see one. I've been spending my free time fantasizing about just how yummy a blade may be. Don't judge, there are a lot of hours in a day, leaving me with loads of free time. Life for a bunny can be tiresome and mundane. Especially when the majority of my diet is carrots and the pets are few and far between. Whoever told humans that bunnies eat carrots should be jailed, or worse. My cruel owners never let me eat grass, they say it'll make me sick. Now how the heck would they know? I've never actually eaten a blade of grass, or even snuck in a lick. But I so long to. If you are the owner of said shiny blade of grass, please reach out to me, Bunny. I don't have much to offer, but can spare a few carrot shavings (the humans have me on tight rations) but I've store a few away in case this very scenario were to arise. Forever hungry, craving, and slightly mad, Bunny ps I have to click the "I am human" to post this. This may be an issue for another day, but do consider having an "I am bunny" option.

@dog: you just want to eat him

i see the mailman every dang day and just wish he'd bring me a treat

@beluga 💕

isawu admiring me @ sea world

I saw a fellow ding dong standing on the corner of 53rd and 3rd. Said ding dong had lavender hair, wore a polka dot jumpsuit and had pointy glasses. Was this you? Do you want to be besties with another ding dong? I too have pointy glasses, but my hair is pink, and of course I love polka dots. My hobbies are eating softer serve ice cream and playing Words with Friends. Let’s chat. - Gorilla Gurrrl Ps, I have a frog named Clover

You destroyed my beloved ankle high hanes large sock. YOU MONSTER.

I saw a cool dog on Broadway

in PUBLIC! You foul fingered maroon!

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