Hello, my name is Bunny
I thought I saw a blade of grass that looked oh so slick and tasty. Not sure if I dreamt it or if I did indeed see one.
I've been spending my free time fantasizing about just how yummy a blade may be.
Don't judge, there are a lot of hours in a day, leaving me with loads of free time. Life for a bunny can be tiresome and mundane. Especially when the majority of my diet is carrots and the pets are few and far between. Whoever told humans that bunnies eat carrots should be jailed, or worse.
My cruel owners never let me eat grass, they say it'll make me sick.
Now how the heck would they know? I've never actually eaten a blade of grass, or even snuck in a lick.
But I so long to.
If you are the owner of said shiny blade of grass, please reach out to me, Bunny.
I don't have much to offer, but can spare a few carrot shavings (the humans have me on tight rations)
but I've store a few away in case this very scenario were to arise.
Forever hungry, craving, and slightly mad,
Bunny
ps
I have to click the "I am human" to post this.
This may be an issue for another day, but do consider having an "I am bunny" option.